Sopranojokes.com is a website about music humor. You’ll find jokes about tenors, sopranos, altos and basses. And probably some about violins, trumpet players and trombonists. We created it just for fun and hope you enjoy the soprano jokes.

Why did the soprano go on a cruise? So she could hit the high seas.

Why did the soprano refused a window seat on an airplane?
She had just styled her hair & didn’t want it blown around too much.

A soprano enters a bar. The bartender tells her, “lady, we use glass in here, not crystal.”

More soprano jokes on our home page: www.SopranoJokes.com

 

Here’s a couple for PSMAG visitors:

What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a football linebacker?
The makeup.

What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an ambulance siren?
Vibrato.