Q: What’s the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?

A: A rock musician plays 3 chords for 1000 people and a jazz musician plays 1000 chords for 3 people.

“I was once told that if I practiced for thousands of hours playing jazz, then I could make hundreds of dollars every year!”

Q: What’s the difference between a Large Pizza and a Jazz musician?

A: A Large Pizza can feed a family of four.