I’d grab the Stratocaster.
Why didn’t Johann Sebastian Bach drive a fancy carriage?
Because he was baroque!
Q: What’s the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?
A: A rock musician plays 3 chords for 1000 people and a jazz musician plays 1000 chords for 3 people.
“I was once told that if I practiced for thousands of hours playing jazz, then I could make hundreds of dollars every year!”
Q: What’s the difference between a Large Pizza and a Jazz musician?
A: A Large Pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the violin say to the harp?
“May I string along with you?”
What did the violin say to the violinist?
“Take a bow.”
Q: Why should you have a tenor repair your furnace?
A: Tenors know everything about hot air!
What’s the definition of a male quartet?
Three men and a tenor.
What’s the musical definition of a half-step?
Two tenors singing in unison.
How do you put a twinkle in a tenor’s eye?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.