What’s the first thing a soprano does in the morning? 0
Apr29
Puts on her clothes and goes home.
What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
The jewelry.
Category Soprano Jokes
What is the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? 0
Apr15
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.
*oooh…bad! I know!*
Why was the soprano standing outside in the rain? 0
Jun27
Q: Why was the soprano standing outside in the rain?
A: Because couldn’t find her key and didn’t know when to come in!
Our first Soprano Jokes 0
Mar16
Q: What’s the first thing a soprano does in the morning?
A: Puts on her clothes and goes home.
Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?
A: So tenors can understand them.
Q: What’s the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?
A: The lipstick.
Q: What’s the definition of an alto?
A: A soprano who can sightread.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
