Our first Soprano Jokes 0
Mar16
Q: What’s the first thing a soprano does in the morning?
A: Puts on her clothes and goes home.
Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?
A: So tenors can understand them.
Q: What’s the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?
A: The lipstick.
Q: What’s the definition of an alto?
A: A soprano who can sightread.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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