About Accordions

What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and an accordion player?
The vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in to suck.

The worlds greatest banjo player and the worlds greatest accordion player meet for lunch. Who pays the tab ?
Neither, they don’t charge for the food at the soup kitchen.

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