Q: What’s the first thing a soprano does in the morning?

A: Puts on her clothes and goes home.

Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?

A: So tenors can understand them.

Q: What?s the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?

A: The lipstick.

Q: What’s the definition of an alto?

A: A soprano who can sightread.

Q: How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.