I’d grab the Stratocaster.
Why didn’t Johann Sebastian Bach drive a fancy carriage?
Because he was baroque!
Q: What’s the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?
A: A rock musician plays 3 chords for 1000 people and a jazz musician plays 1000 chords for 3 people.
“I was once told that if I practiced for thousands of hours playing jazz, then I could make hundreds of dollars every year!”
Q: What’s the difference between a Large Pizza and a Jazz musician?
A: A Large Pizza can feed a family of four.
What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and an accordion player?
The vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in to suck.
The worlds greatest banjo player and the worlds greatest accordion player meet for lunch. Who pays the tab ?
Neither, they don’t charge for the food at the soup kitchen.
What did the violin say to the harp?
“May I string along with you?”
What did the violin say to the violinist?
“Take a bow.”
Q: Why should you have a tenor repair your furnace?
A: Tenors know everything about hot air!